OK Moms, ever heard that all animals have teeth and can potentially bite? Guess who now knows this is true? ME!!!
My little one decided biting would be a kick at the sweet age of 14 months. Oh, I know what you're thinking - "Make him stop man!" The problem was he wasn't ready to stop. So, I have put together a list of "do you knows?" to help you get through this difficult time and continue your nursing relationship. I feel this is important because some babies starting biting much earlier then mine did, and weaning may not be an option for you.
1. Did you know... that biting can make you scream and jump higher then an athlete pole vaulting her heart out for a gold medal?
That's right, it hurts! The first time your bit, most of you will not be expecting it. You are in the nursing zone, and suddenly are transported into the danger zone. Not to mention the spotlight, when everyone wonders what the heck the crazy lady with her top off is yelling about. All I have to say about this is - relax. If you are a religious person, you can tell everyone you just had the biggest spiritual surge of your life. If you are not a religious person (or have a sense of humor like I do) claim to have just seen a vision of the latest winning lottery numbers and excuse yourself.
2. Did you know... that babies are a lot like parrots?
Parrots like drama. If you are bitten by a parrot and scream, jump up and down and /or pass out, the bird will have just enjoyed himself more then a man at a Hooters grand opening. So... don't expect your little one to stop biting just because you freaked out.
3. Did you know... that older babies think biting is quite funny?
Oh yes, never was there a sweeter smile then the one on my toddlers face after he chomped down on my nipple. He found it amusing and my reaction even better. In fact, his smile and giggles each time I said no were actually cute once the pain subsided.
4. Did you know... that the best method for stopping a biting baby is to stay calm?
That's right, just like you had to when the contractions hit and your husbands nose suddenly took on the color and shape of a very large bullseye, you need to stay calm. Now I know that the first time (maybe second or third) you will blow it, but this really does work. Simply detach your baby , tell him "NO, OWIE" very firmly and let him nurse again. He will learn, I promise.
Happy Nursing!
